You know, a couple of years ago [yea, the inscription was there - and many other places], somebody thought of starting a band called "Jesus is coming" and have a gig in a club. How would a flyer for that sound like: "Jesus is coming. Tomorrow. In Underworld. 8 PM." :)Which reminds me of our BDAIT and MNCN tour :))
=)) But one day He will, maybe it's going to be tomorrow or over 1000 years. Who knows? The point is: be ready! :D (and go vegan :)) ) LOL We can write under "Jesus is coming!", "Be ready: Go vegan!" An when He will come, He would send meat-eaters in hell, vegans is heaven and lacto-ovo-vegetarians would go in purgatory =))
this will be a historical moment: the first - and quite possibly the last - time i will be using "lol". so, LOL!!
@ rudegirl: yes, yes, totally! we have to invite jesus is coming on the much-anticipated and apocalypse-inducing brigada de asalt impotriva tintarilor & mpletirea ncretinrii cu ncheierea tour! of course.
@ anonymous: i looked closely. there was no date and time. damn. i mean...
@ marius: you're crazy. it's vegans like you who give us all a bad name. for the record i love all people and want no non-vegans to go to hell. except for... some of them. :D and now i have to look up purgatory, 'cause i'm not actually sure what's supposed to happen there and i want to stay on top of these things (see below).
@ antifa: me too! and as i've said before: even if i personally do go to hell for being pretty much an agnostic, once i get there i'll be organizing anyone who wants to join to improve hell conditions for all of us.
@ruxi: I don't want meat-eaters to go to hell. They will simply go there. I am just kidding! And I don't think there is such thing as purgatory and, yes, you'll go to hell (according to the Christian Orthodox view). And.. good luck with organizing the far right.
i thought about that. but you see, since they'll be there i will be able to tell them "muahaha, i told you so". then after i stop gloating, i can say "now's your chance to be a decent human being, so please help with organizing this place." and you can say the same thing to the meat-eaters you run into. :P
of course there's such a thing as purgatory!! jesus! that is, NOT you, jesus! it's part of some religious doctrine somewhere and therefore it exists. what kind of godless person are you??
Ortodocsii si neoprotestantii nu cred in purgatoriu. Catolicii si probabil si alte denominatiuni cred asta. Ce fel de ortodoacsa esti? Nu stii nimic :P What's next? Sa te duci intr-o sfanta biserica ortodoxa fara sa ai capul acoperit.. SAU sa te pui sa vorbesti neintrebata. tsk tsk Femeile din ziua de azi...
Si daca tot imi dai referinta pe wikipedia, ar trebui sa si citesti pe pagina aia asta.
La cat am vorbit de rau BOR la viata mea -daca ei ar avea dreptate- as sta muuult in iad :D
sigh. glumeam. adica faceam misto tocmai de faptul ca la cit se bat diversele doctrine religioase cap in cap, iti cam vine sa nu crezi nici una. :D
btw, imi place la nebunie:'Other Orthodox believe in the "toll gate" theory by which the dead go to successive "toll gates" where they meet up with demons who test them to determine whether they've been guilty of various sins and/or tempt them to sin. If they have not repented and been absolved of those sins, or if they give in to sin after death, they will be taken to Hell.'
imi si imaginez autostrada asta spre iad unde tre' sa te opresti sa platesti la "toll gates" cu diavoli in uniforma ca aia care trebuiau sa faca macazul la tramvaie pe vremuri si stateau in niste casute rotunde pe sosele. :D
cred cred ca sunt niste diavolite in uniforma :P asta e parte din test. daca te lasi sedus :))
ps: poate nu stii, dar in bucuresti mai sunt inca in casuta la unele macaze, alea mai circulate. Apropos de asta, l-am auzit o data pe un vatman ca au ei un sistem care ar trebui sa schimbe automat macazul, dar niciodata nu merge si pana se chinuie sa-l schimbe din buton, coboara si il schimba manual.
si pentru femei heterosexuale? sau celor care nu le plac uniformele? :D pe mine m-ar putea tenta super usor daca s-ar imbraca in tort de ciocolata. sau in champurrado. heh ca sint sigura ca si ciocolata e un pacat!!
eu n-am mai vazut oameni in casute de-alea!! unde, unde? fa o poza ca nu te cred.
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You know, a couple of years ago [yea, the inscription was there - and many other places], somebody thought of starting a band called "Jesus is coming" and have a gig in a club. How would a flyer for that sound like: "Jesus is coming. Tomorrow. In Underworld. 8 PM." :)Which reminds me of our BDAIT and MNCN tour :))
ar fi trebuit sa puna si data cand a fost scris 'anuntul' pe zid ca sa nu pierdem cumva.
=))
But one day He will, maybe it's going to be tomorrow or over 1000 years. Who knows? The point is: be ready! :D (and go vegan :)) ) LOL We can write under "Jesus is coming!", "Be ready: Go vegan!" An when He will come, He would send meat-eaters in hell, vegans is heaven and lacto-ovo-vegetarians would go in purgatory =))
this will be a historical moment: the first - and quite possibly the last - time i will be using "lol". so, LOL!!
@ rudegirl: yes, yes, totally! we have to invite jesus is coming on the much-anticipated and apocalypse-inducing brigada de asalt impotriva tintarilor & mpletirea ncretinrii cu ncheierea tour! of course.
@ anonymous: i looked closely. there was no date and time. damn. i mean...
@ marius: you're crazy. it's vegans like you who give us all a bad name. for the record i love all people and want no non-vegans to go to hell. except for... some of them. :D and now i have to look up purgatory, 'cause i'm not actually sure what's supposed to happen there and i want to stay on top of these things (see below).
@ antifa: me too! and as i've said before: even if i personally do go to hell for being pretty much an agnostic, once i get there i'll be organizing anyone who wants to join to improve hell conditions for all of us.
@ruxi: I don't want meat-eaters to go to hell. They will simply go there. I am just kidding! And I don't think there is such thing as purgatory and, yes, you'll go to hell (according to the Christian Orthodox view). And.. good luck with organizing the far right.
i thought about that. but you see, since they'll be there i will be able to tell them "muahaha, i told you so". then after i stop gloating, i can say "now's your chance to be a decent human being, so please help with organizing this place." and you can say the same thing to the meat-eaters you run into. :P
of course there's such a thing as purgatory!! jesus! that is, NOT you, jesus! it's part of some religious doctrine somewhere and therefore it exists. what kind of godless person are you??
Ortodocsii si neoprotestantii nu cred in purgatoriu. Catolicii si probabil si alte denominatiuni cred asta. Ce fel de ortodoacsa esti? Nu stii nimic :P What's next? Sa te duci intr-o sfanta biserica ortodoxa fara sa ai capul acoperit.. SAU sa te pui sa vorbesti neintrebata. tsk tsk Femeile din ziua de azi...
Si daca tot imi dai referinta pe wikipedia, ar trebui sa si citesti pe pagina aia asta.
La cat am vorbit de rau BOR la viata mea -daca ei ar avea dreptate- as sta muuult in iad :D
sigh. glumeam. adica faceam misto tocmai de faptul ca la cit se bat diversele doctrine religioase cap in cap, iti cam vine sa nu crezi nici una. :D
btw, imi place la nebunie:'Other Orthodox believe in the "toll gate" theory by which the dead go to successive "toll gates" where they meet up with demons who test them to determine whether they've been guilty of various sins and/or tempt them to sin. If they have not repented and been absolved of those sins, or if they give in to sin after death, they will be taken to Hell.'
imi si imaginez autostrada asta spre iad unde tre' sa te opresti sa platesti la "toll gates" cu diavoli in uniforma ca aia care trebuiau sa faca macazul la tramvaie pe vremuri si stateau in niste casute rotunde pe sosele. :D
cred cred ca sunt niste diavolite in uniforma :P asta e parte din test. daca te lasi sedus :))
ps: poate nu stii, dar in bucuresti mai sunt inca in casuta la unele macaze, alea mai circulate. Apropos de asta, l-am auzit o data pe un vatman ca au ei un sistem care ar trebui sa schimbe automat macazul, dar niciodata nu merge si pana se chinuie sa-l schimbe din buton, coboara si il schimba manual.
si pentru femei heterosexuale? sau celor care nu le plac uniformele? :D pe mine m-ar putea tenta super usor daca s-ar imbraca in tort de ciocolata. sau in champurrado. heh ca sint sigura ca si ciocolata e un pacat!!
eu n-am mai vazut oameni in casute de-alea!! unde, unde? fa o poza ca nu te cred.
ps: let's not be rude, and switch back to english.
Maybe I will take a photo, although that may be a bit rude. Should she smile?
it doesn't matter! i just want so see the booth, and the person in it!!!!
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