napolizing napoli, part 3561785617865178
oh, bill napoli, how do women love you, let us count the ways:
1. honor you with your own porn verb (napoli: To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.)
2. use the above as a googlebomb, just for you
3. make the above into an wikipedia entry
3'.[added later] and an urban dictionary entry, too
4. popularize your real phone numbers through their cartoons (minimum security)
(story here - thanks, frank, for the link)
oh... too many ways, too little time, really...
and when i say "love," what i really mean is "abhor and find ways to mock and get back at"...
[even though i'm a bit uncomfortable with the whole trivialization of a very grave matter aspect of this, part of me can only say: "ha. hahaha!" in a totally triumphant, take-that kinda way.]
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I see you have Mariu's site into your bloggage... But I don't see me there... Your own flesh and blood...
flesh and blood? ewww.
look again, *-word, you're there. if you forgot the pseudonym you gave yourself or something, call me and i will remind you what it is upon verification of your identity through a painless yet long and highly personal series of questions.
god you need some serious sleep... you've got too much thinking going on there...
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